Here’s one... It’s like you’re dating a supermodel who loves unprotected sex and wants to have it with YOU.

It isn’t self-hatred. It’s about the fact that they will do or say anything for votes - it’s worse than self-hatred.

This Christmas, Sexy Emo Vader is coming to kill his mom.

I’m growing increasingly credulous to the claim that the rate of sociopathy in the general population is higher than we want to admit.

If they’re getting Penske IndyCar drivers in IMSA, how long ‘til Logano gets in on it as well? Partially because he does have a road-course win in NASCAR, but also because I want to hate him in multiple series.

Depends; are they Richard Petty Motorsports fans? Because losing is a tradition as well.

Other nations with compulsory celebration of the military: North Korea, Cuba, China. Good company. We should be just like them.

No they’re not. I own one.

Well? Are great again, yet?

The Jalopnik bump.

On the flip side - you can afford hundreds a night but balk at $5? *side eye*

One can only imagine how a 14 year girl can afford racing and private race car instructors and time on a private track....she must have really worked hard selling lemonade.

Meh. Every state would do the same thing. There have been multiple disasters and everyone picks up and rebuild. Has nothing to do with Texas. I cannot stand people who think their state is somehow better than everyone else’s it’s so asinine. Texans and New Yorkers might be the two worst about it.

Avatar was awful. Looked pretty, but an awful movie.

Shootingbrake!.....Domo Arigato AM Zagato

Go fuck yourself with having to jump in with your ‘it’s all the same on both sides’ bullshit. One group has a history of slavery, endemic and systemic racism, and a system designed to work against them. The other is mad they can’t be racist anymore. In case you missed it, go fuck yourself.

They’ve re-branded to the Alt-right. Same flavor, new logo.

Because Jackie Chan needs more asses to kick?

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.