90% (yes, my best statisticians are on this) of the current backlash is from people who have also disliked him this whole time. So get in line.

It honestly feels like CD Projekt Red doesn’t really have much of a handle on how gamers think.

You put a hot celebrity in a game. Yeah, people are going to want to fuck said hot celebrity*.

This was as inevitable as anything in gaming could possibly be.

* Actually, the celebrity doesn’t even have to be hot. If Ernest…

THIS.

I was ready to come here with, “ACTUALLY JOE BIDEN’S DEAD SON...” but then they just casually mention it in the closing moments of the last paragraph?!  What in the actual fuck?

Weird that you attribute them being there to Kamala’s husband and then, oh yeah, by the way, it was also a favorite of the president’s dead son. I’m pretty sure that would be a much better reason to have them perform than “Doug Emhoff played this song sometimes” 

I know, but the new head of The Onion last year gave an interview about how he was deeply concerned that his predecessor had made a middle-of-the-road Democrat like Joe actually seem accessible and fun (he was a Bernie supporter, y’see)

If the track was Blackwater then I'll gladly say president with not the worst music taste.

Shhhh, The Onion is deeply ashamed of creating such an awesome, iconic character. We shall no longer discuss it.

I agree and any litmus-testing asshole who bitches about Biden deserves to wake up on the morning of the 21st back on the bizzaro Earth again where dickhead won a second term.

“I only have so much outrage in me.”

If they’re both consenting adults playing consenting adults, play ball. There are enough actual pedophiles and sexual assaulters walking free and getting work in Hollywood today (and I’m talking about the actual, verifiable Bryan Singer types, not the Qanon dork Tom Hanks crap). I only have so much outrage in me.

$600 + $1400 = $2000.

They’d better figure out a damn good explanation because in real life you’d never see a scenario where 15 years pass and four friends don’t remain as close as ever.

I watched it (Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom)  last night. I thought it was the best movie I had seen all year.   Chadwick Boseman is incredible. 

“Has the Sorting Hat ever been wrong?” Spartz asked.

You know what will stop her? A sausage in the mouth!

To be fair, this is part of the DCEU and sharing a first name has been shown to be critically important.

“a solid contender for the title of Best Hollywood Chris” - Crikey, enough with this tired gag, please. Even if it’s technically punching up, it’s still a form of cyber-bullying, implies objective truths where there are none, and rests entirely upon a lame observation of actors sharing a first name as if that’s some…

“Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho” is one of the most famous quotes.

Pretty sure “Die Hard is not a Christmas movie” is the new hip take.

Seriously, I’m going to miss those big, beautiful, lumbering piles of flannel.