I hate these companies more than anybody I know for clogging the sidewalks and turning a blind eye to the behavior of their riders, but even I draw the line at cut brakes (and yeeting them into bodies of water with aquatic life, for that matter—these garbage-piles are pretty toxic!).

I think that is awesome, actually.

Nobody died

Except when someone shows off their Maserati and you get in and think, “Wow, they used the same parts bin as for my Dodge”.

This article’s summary of this research is so bad that it borders on willful falsehood. Here’s the actual result from the study:

What are these policies specifically? Because I’ve read ISIS’s Dabiq article where they specifically outline, in excellently written English called “Why We Hate You”. It has almost nothing to do with foreign policy and everything to do with the UnIslamic nature of the West.

I mean other than an incredibly precise laser, or an actual assassin on the ground, this seems pretty damn effective. If someone isn’t completely against any form of conflict I’m confused how they could be against this.

I did see it, but didn’t really pore over the details. It’s a bonkers machine. 

Who gets their wheels on their lease chromed ?

It’s very possible to make wheels strong enough to not be bent/cracked when wrapped in low profile tires. Since the engineers knew the exact tires that would be installed on these wheels, there’s no excuse for them to not account for that.

“If it’s great then why are they afraid?” Is possibly the dumbest argument ever.

Rather than jumping to conclusions in a blindly pro-union screed, please do some research.

If you like cars, don’t live in an HOA.

There’s still milk delivery? What a quaint little country.

Not a lawyer, but looks like there’s some precedent to this.

Yep. This is supposedly the original non-fake that inspired the spoof. The comments are almost identical:

I’ll try to explain it for you in simple terms:

I mean, the schlub at the bottom used her truck for a Lowe’s run. He deserved to be fired.

Which one is supposed to be the better looking one?

I enjoy Jalopnik for comments like these, the wrongest of wrong takes.