It’s his best spring since leading the Bruins to the Cup six years ago,

Seems more like the bartender who overserved him would be much more culpable than Woods himself.

But why tho? I can understand getting paid to fake negatives. The person paying is happy and the court probably won’t look at it too hard with fiftyeleven other cases going. But faking positives? Why? Obviously if she marks a false positive on someone with the time and resources to dispute it she gets caught which is…

“Who’s that guy leaping and flipping between buildings, shooting web-like ropes from his hands?”

TASER X2's have a backup shot

I’ve actually lived in Europe. I really think the proliferation of guns in the United States means that cops are naturally more skittish than cops over there. An officer getting killed in Europe is EXTREMELY rare compared to here. With 300 million guns in circulation, I would be quicker on the trigger as well.  This…

Yeah, you are correct. I was unaware that the Taser X2 was a thing.

Umm...she should have complied. That’s what someone in her position is supposed to do.

A Los Angeles Times review of department statements and reports found that nearly a quarter of the people shot by on-duty LAPD officers last year — at least eight of 36 — were wounded or killed during encounters in which officers said they tried to use a Taser without success.
Tribune News Service, April 1, 2016

They did that at Zappos, at least I am pretty sure they did away with all offices. Granted, I think they also got rid of all titles so they are quite the unique case.

Depends on a lot of factors. Even odds she if she hit him at all she hit him in the vest or some other protective equipment. Even if not, depends on where the probes land and the CON saving throw of the tasee. Some people can tough it out, other go down like a sack of potatoes.

Under training-room perfect circumstances, yes. This situation happened in the field, however, which means that the officer may have made one or more tactical mistakes in using it. Perhaps only one of the darts struck the victim’s skin, or perhaps the woman was in too close proximity to the officer and managed to pull…

To be fair... Widow jumped... It was a willing sacrifice, which was a huge difference.

The problem is nobody’s raisin’ Bran...

“Maybe I’ll get it again, maybe I won’t. I don’t know. Maybe I’ll never do this again. We’ll see.”

Every Sunday, I wage a war on my fitted sheet as I attempt to put it on my mattress, struggling to fit it around one corner as it pops off another.

and/or She-Hulk.

I suspect it’s an issue of heat. Perhaps the pan isn’t uniformly heated yet? Give it an extra minute or two and see if that helps.

You’re very much mistaken.

Pffft.... two tone is weak sauce.