And Jared Harris! I love a really good low key performance.

Just want to take the opportunity to say that I LOVE The Terror so far. The visuals are hauntingly gorgeous. The tone is... well, terrifying. Not in a “monsters jumping out from behind a bush” sort of way, but in a more psychological, “chills you to the bone for reasons you can’t entirely articulate” sort of way. Or…

Surprisingly that is not necessarily true. If you google it you can find a photo project done of identical twins. The photos were taken of them as much older adults, and you can really see the way their faces have change from each other. Some have smile lines, others frown lines, and so on. Personally I know people…

Q: What’s the difference between Rick Santorum and those two teens?

Yes. It’s all the blinking and sputtering. He always looks like he’s doing trigonometry in his head when he’s trying to think of lies.

It’s absolutely his fault. We all get the face we deserve by the time we’re around 50 or so. Santorum’s had almost 60 years of being a condescending, self-serving prick. He wasn’t born with that face—he’s spent a lifetime cultivating it.

It’s totally his fault.

It’s not his fault, really, but Rick Santorum is the smarmiest-looking dude this side of Joel Osteen. He could be the intellectual love child of Ta-Nehisi Coates and Pope Francis and I’d still want to cold-cock him just for looking the way he does.

That screenshot is EVERYTHING.

Is “shh” a acronym for “skinny hwhite hwomen?” Cause that’s all I’m seeing on their site.

I don’t know if he actually wants to have sex with her so much as have sex with half of himself. It’s the closest he’ll ever get to fucking the most important person to him— himself.

Definitely. One of the things that established her credibility so clearly was just how twisted up the poor woman clearly was. She stated multiple times that Donald was incredibly loving and respectful towards her, to the point that she felt completely blindsided by the Access Hollywood tape . . .

I don’t think it has anything to do with money, it’s all taste.

More like hires hookers who look like her and tells them to call him “daddy”

Yeah that awkward laugh was definitely her thinking about the fact Trump probably goes for people similar to Ivanka so he can imagine fucking his daughter.

I don’t know why people think that trump and ivanka have a weird relationship...

Although I’m loathe to ever have Matt Damon’s phoenixless back, you have to defend your friends. Have I gently mocked my best friend’s sleeve which consists of an owl, a tai chi symbol and her astrological sign? You better believe it. But I will never acknowledge how hideous it is with an outsider.

Rich people can afford to go to the best tattoo artists, and yet so many of these rich celebrities have the worst tattoos.

Life rule #1, you never ever criticize somebodies tattoo or baby. You just don’t. The ONLY acceptable response is “nice” and move on. What exactly do you get out of saying “That permanent thing on your back is hideous” or “Maaaan that baby is ugly”. Nothing but pain.