What was the mane reason?

You know, they didn’t get a horse to direct Seabiscuit!

Okay true, Mark is pretty alright, even if he’s a little too married to Whedon for my tastes. I used to absolutely love Scarlett, but she’s a Woody Allen supporter. :(

the ol’ cheese wheel in the sky

RIGHT!? A YEAR FOR TORTURING SOMEONE!!!??? Who’s know what he’d have done if she didn’t escape.

I love how he was like “I don’t want to control and oppress women!” Dude, it sounds like controlling and oppressing is your favorite hobby.

And he served less than a year in jail. For violently raping a family member. And now he stands outside of a women’s health clinic and menaces women.

I hope the counter-protester makes a new sign that says “this man is a registered sex offender” and stands next to that dude every chance he gets.

The sheer audacity of this asshole. “Protecting the innocent”? Ya sure, you’re not a pathological misogynist or anything.

One of my friends and her husband are fond of posting tear-jerking articles about the terribleness of Planned Parenthood and the US abortion “industry”. And they’ve adopted kids. But from China. Adopting American children is “just too difficult”.

I hope the fact that he raped a family member then tied her to a toddler bed and taunted her with a knife for two hours means he adopted exactly ZERO babies.

Wonder how many kids this dude’s adopted. I used to love it when they’d engage the director of the clinic where I used to escort. She adopted two kids. That’s like two more than all of the protesters put together. Fuck them.

Touching anyone’s anything without permission is rude. But this rude is extra entitled because the white people are laughing and they don’t even know what they have done. Or they do know and they don’t seem to care.

19 is plenty old enough to understand the concept of “don’t sexually assault someone.”

I have my reservations about the sex offender registry in general, but this is a great use of it. It means that during the next Senior Salute, some guy might decide pressuring a 14-year-old into sex isn’t worth spending the rest of your life on a list of rapists and pedophiles.

To the “It’s not fair” crowd: It isn’t fair being a victim of sex abuse, either. Now he’ll know a little about what it’s like.

I could see it.

So in an alternate universe, Elizabeth Berkely is Imperator Furiosa?

That looks even worse in gif form. Bravo!

At the very least. Pure artistry. No one who sees it ever forgets it.