They can call it “Toilet Paper” for all I care. If they keep their old style of show, I don’t care what it’s called.

Fantastic car that is also a wagon and has a manual. But that price is $5k too high. It is a Cadillac after all.

My mom taught me to drive stick, parallel park, reverse park, extreme weather maneuvers, etc. She is a huge car geek too.

Maybe millennials too.

One of the times where I wouldn’t mind if the cops dragged this fucker out of the car and beat the shit out of him, before arresting him.

He was not close. What kind of distance do you think you need to keep between cars? Bus lenght? The guy was driving fine, he was able to come to a complete stop and he was doing less than 30mph. The cop is a fucking douche and should be fined for reckless driving and fuck it..insurance fraud.

They can sue her estate, which is her family.

The bitch is probably broke and can’t afford shit.

goddamnit. have a star.

WTF happened to common sense? You don’t even need to teach anyone that this is wrong.

Fucking Gawker generation.

What he is saying (and I am just guessing) is that if you buy a glorious car, you should just wrap it because people will always fuck with things that they can’t afford. You can’t control what some assholes do when you leave your car outside somewhere. There will always be assholes around, but you can be smart about…

Both are fucking idiots and both deserved to be slapped.

I really hate it when automakers put windows controls next to the window itself. Would’ve looked better on the door handle instead.

Male officer bros out with a male driver to force his gender oppressed daughter into a car seat, bought from a big corporation that systematically underpays their female employees.

Police Officer puts a father to shame in front of his daughter, forces the father to drive to WalMart to support big corporations.

There is very minimal damage, so yes “shit happens”. If he planted it into a wall, I am sure the owner would say something very different with “shit” in the sentence.

I didn’t say they deserved to die. I said that being a criminal has its’ consequences and they deserved anything that came their way. Whether it’s death, broken bones or arrest. They put everyone in danger (including general public). So I say again. zero fucks given.

Trying to get Gawker readers onto Jalopnik.