Can’t, I’m at work.

Fistball?

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

“It’s Tuesday somewhere”

He's also a catcher, an extremely valuable position where you're willing to sacrifice some offense. Try harder. 

Do all career .248 hitters get paid that way, or just the ones where you intentionally omit that they are four time all stars? 

It makes sense, pitching is like catching but just doing everything in reverse.

I was going to mention how lame it was of him to wait until this late in the pre-season to announce his retirement, but in all fairness he did give a two-week notice.

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, BOOMER.

Chris, I genuinely dig your work, but I don’t get the tone of this article.

Can we please stop the trope of ‘I’ve never seen this thing but I’m going to write about it”  Ignorance is not instructive or charming.  Informed opinions are.

I wonder what the park will look like after they cut it’s budget. The original descriptions of droids and drones in Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge were incredible. But all of that was scaled down or removed all together. So I would suspect this land will be a lot of buildings selling you shit at very expensive prices.

What is it with Indiana and murals?

Most of these guys are dicks. At least when it involves competition.

I haven’t have time to read WYTS so far this year but absolutely making an exception for this one. The best part is, everybody involved is dead wrong! Were Brown and Bell correct in their demands for more money and privilege? Hell no! Did the Steelers do the right thing in shipping away two of the best skill position…

I know a lot of people are going to be making jokes about this Werder’s physical appearance, and I just want to point out that it’s not okay to body-shame. This is true even of demographics not usually subject to body-shaming, because, if we’re being honest with ourselves, nobody likes a hypocrite. And maybe the world…

Of course they’re not going to let him play with the same helmet he’s played in his whole career. A Steelers helmet would look stupid with a Raiders uniform.

Imagine having a life so miserably sad that you have to humblebrag online about the time twenty-two years ago you threw a twelve-year-old out of a game in Akron, Ohio, and are astonished at the adoration that people have for the greatest basketball player of all time.