Including Jimmy Buffett.
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Preferable to imagining Donald Trump having sex. So at least it’s got that going for it.
His firm belief: everyone is forgiven.
“Young man, you are a member of this ent0ur— I mean, family — and you will do as I say.”
Who’s to say that Kylo Ren, having had a mortifying defeat, doesn’t retreat to Snoke, complete his training, and come back stronger and scarier and more centered? Kind of like Luke after ESB, but bad? That gives the character an arc, instead of being like a Movie Nazi, who is merely Insensate Evil.
You’re right, but I have to wonder how much agency she had in “choosing” to marry him. Her dad doesn’t sound to be much better than any of the D-bags, and even if she said she chose, she might have been facing shunning, parental disapproval, etc., for not agreeing. And I guarantee that no one said that he “molested”…
I always thought that this was the fucking batshit royal wedding of Canada, but I see that I was incorrect. I learn something new every day!
Yup. “My mom is dying, but she’s such a materialistic bitch that she sends her child out alone to buy her a pair of shoes to get buried in, and while doing he solicits older men for money.” Patton Oswalt’s takedown of that tearjerking shitstorm is perfect and so, so well deserved.
Proto-fedora-neckbeard.
Nah. No joy in those eyes. I’d say Randy Quaid.
Yeah, The Ghost Map is one of my favorite books! I learned about it from a training on visual communication, by the author of this book. His point was that the map was so elegantly simple and clear that it convinced people of its veracity without lengthy discussion.
Amen. I wish I had known about this when Baby Sockabitch was new. Of course she’s 19 now.
That’s awful! Totally understandable that dentists freak you out. My first dentist was a young, handsome lieutenant. It would be a stretch to say that I now enjoy the dentist, but I don’t dread it, either.
Awesome! Condensed/evaporated milk, cream of something soup and non-dairy whipped topping! Throw in some Jell-O and you have the Utah Cookbook!
A high school friend went on a European tour, and came back complaining about how ‘dirty and nasty’ Paris was, which irritated the snot out of me. I grew up in a large, old city in Franco’s Spain, and the dirt is just part of the magic that makes it not-Disney. Of course, her idea of a romantic getaway these days is…
Does it make me a bad person if I now want to go and whack all 3 of these turkeys (I mean the literal birds) to reinforce the fact that the candidates have no legal authority with which to grant a turkey pardon? “Your pardon means nothing, turkey!”
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