Well somebody has been drinking their gin, but is it a musical?

I hate everything about this.

LEAVE IT ALONE! If people really want to, they should just read the classics and stop letting Hollywood dumb it down, sex it up, twist into something unrecognizable.

I just going to state right now for the record - this will not be the stupidest thing we hear about this year. Even though it is definitely the stupidest to date.

A sexy contemporary take on Oliver Twist

To be fair to the dying rich people of 2009, they only stole people from the past RIGHT before the moment of their deaths. So they were going to die anyway. If I remember correctly, Estevez was about to smash his car into a barrier right when he got jacked, or whatever. Getting yoinked to the future saved his life.

Is this set in the 1970s? Because Jessica Stroup looks like she raided the closet of one of the daughters from On Day At Time.

Summer 2016 depicted... actually it’s just kind of 2016 in general now that I think about it.

I’d just like to point out that summer doesn’t actually end till September 22nd this year, nearly 3 more weeks thank you.

Well, 125m domestic. At $12 a pop I’m thinking 2.5 million Jezebel reading cat ladies who each saw it four times, you know, to put it to the cellar dwelling misogyny bros.

It all has to do with the working title for the sequel, Ghostbusters II: It’s Coming From INSIDE THE HOUSE

(hehhehheh)

If you saw the film in theaters

You mean actual work where they leave the house and interact with people? Blasphemy!

I’m trying to feel bad for these Youtubers, really, I’m trying. But I keep coming up empty. Perhaps an actual job might be of interest while they challenge YouTube’s corporate policies.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Another gawker reject...

And of course I had to look up the Holderness family. I was expecting something like incest or serial killers. I think this is actually worse.