A Facebook argument will never be worth it. Twitter, occasionally.

Yeah. the toilet.

“I said you could use my resume as a template, not make a crazy sign on the back of it.”

This is like when a pre-teen Skip Bayless got to interview his idol, Satan.

If you mention high school freshman towns, it’s only a matter of time before Mark Sanchez asks for directions.

I bet most people don’t actually care if these sites live or die. I’m just sick of the non stop ads. It’s like political campaigns except instead of just going for 2 years they literally never stop.

God, I hope they spend hundreds of millions and LOSE.

I read the first sentence and jumped straight to the replies. “Trying to cut back on its ad spending.”

Non Fans: Who gives a fuck?

Only marginally better than the time Anakin Skywalker opened a Montessori school.

“Slid it right between the legs. Patrick Kane taught me that one.”

Is it just me, or do you stop taking someone seriously the minute they use the word ‘hubby’ in a professional email?

I realized a lot of people would think Camus.

Next question.

Emmitt Smith tried that once.

Camus is a pretty tough author to start him off with IMO.

JPP can provide some tips.

That's not the only mistake. The calendar also has a picture of the Nationals playing baseball in October.

Dusty Baker: Good, I didn’t like the picture anyway. Look at all those players clogging up bases.

That’s a clown calendar, bro.