She’s smart enough to read, yet not smart enough to engage critical thinking at the sight of paragliders. Are there Bri-ish Trumpers?

Every day a male of some young age discovers the idea that things thrown from bridges get more dangerous & they can’t resist doing it plus bragging to their friends that they do it.

Same. Early 70s Imperial. Then as I stood & screamed she told me it wasn’t a funny joke.

But how will people know I’m a good Christian w/ a large penis if I don’t put a gun decal on my truck that implies I feel uniquely empowered to shoot others to death w/o real-life consequences?

This is almost certainly not the first woman he’s stalked.

They’re thinking there’s not enough money in the possible fines to cover the cost of arresting, charging, prosecuting & housing him. Why should they lose money?

Do you think his online dating ads are accurate, either?

Quite right.

Maybe he hoped they’d forget.

That’s provably false & I’m positive you can come up w/ something just as biting, but accurate.

He’s an asshole in a peer group that was at that moment embracing chaos; it’s more striking to me that he was the only one being that aggressive.

Don’t be silly, it’s significantly more likely the kids will find the gun & shoot each other before mom ever gets a chance to defend them w/ it.

You’re almost certainly right about it being stolen. Just an opportunistic dickhead on a bike, slow rolling through parking lots to see whose doors are unlocked & whose brain is small enough they forgot they keep a gun in their car. Grab it & be gone in seconds on the bike.

B/c different groups are financing these very different projects.
Are you bored? Did you already finish your coloring book?

No, they just don’t like you at that restaurant.

I thought it was jeans & sport shoes. That’s why I never take either when I travel abroad.

Man, that’d be a fun, awkward conversation to snoop on. “No, YOUR German is wrong!’

‘They must be laughing at meeeeee’

Close, but not as simian.

American guys typically think A) it’s perfectly fine for men (but not women) to be overweight & B) those culottes hide their extra weight. They’re wrong on both & guys need to understand many women want to see their butts outlined in clingy swim short-shorts.