Same here. It’s like how I get free electricity:

Seriously. Use your words, people!

So, really, I was just a pioneer when I had a cover charge for my last dinner party.

How do you reach adulthood without figuring out how to talk to a friend about money? This isn’t hitting up an aquaintance for a loan or asking for a raise. This is being able to say “are we splitting this cab?” or “I got this.” It should not be hard.

What kind of shitty friend would “invoice” after offering you food/drinks?

It seems like only Gawker writers tend to be friends with this kind of terrible person.

Hey, kids. Train your entire lives for one shot at glory, and we will let you swim around in shit mixed with a bit of water. Yay you!!

What about throwing water on the face like in ads? Can it be that commercials are wrong?? :P

Actually, it has hurt it considerably:

It seems that the narrative of negative reviews is that the film is poorly constructed, confusing, and lacking internal logic. The positive reviews of this film seem to completely ignore those arguments in favor of a focus that everybody is missing the bigger themes that Snyder dares to address.

Hell, I liked Ang Lee’s Hulk, and I still would spittake if anyone tried claiming it was a “classic.”

This is a terrible excuse for a hot take about a movie that’s got as much depth and value as Atlas Shrugged.

Ang Lee’s Hulk, a classic?!

“Ang Lee’s Hulk, a forgotten classic”

If you keep repeating it’s good, maybe you’ll believe yourself.

People liked it? Well some people like to eat shit.

Um, question—why is Batman’s brand a death sentence in prison? Doesn’t it just mean that Batman caught you? I mean, does he only apply it to criminals so bad that even other criminals will hate them? And why do they take Batman’s word that this criminal did bad things? Don’t they kind of...not like Batman? On account…

I hope he comes back with the electric blue costume and the mullet. He won’t, but can you imagine?

Some people have seen this film and liked it. Some people have seen it and disliked it. I’d normally say “see it for yourself and make your own opinion”... but I won’t, because I didn’t just dislike the film, I HATE it. I utterly DESPISE this film.

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