So RGIII has gone from working for Dan Snyder, to working for a Dan Snyder wanna-be.

I always thought the Browns Uncertainty Principle was you can know their coach and know their quarterback but never both at the same time

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

Hey now, Adam Johnson likes my joke.

I think the referee has to give him a yellow in this situation. Clearly his hands are apartheid.

Proposed Jalopnik crime division: Jacopnik

“Sir, we signed a mobile QB from a Texas based school who won the Heisman.”

Seriously, does RGIII have no one advising him? I can’t...I mean....why????

Worst part is the kids aren’t even 4 yet

when reached for comment, Borring’s estranged wife said, “Keller does things my ex wouldn’t, like eat my ass and let the kids watch.”

I never got that mentality... if you’re only interested in the exciting visuals, why see a movie at all? You could just wait until someone uploads all the fight scenes and watch them on Youtube. If I’m actually going to go watch a film I’d like for the story to at least not be so bad that it distracts me from enjoying…

$7?? What third world country do you live in?

Giving them your money will show them!

Don’t worry, the porn parody can’t be far behind.

DC never listens to me. I havent seen this movie but I could tell you as soon as they announced Jesse “Double Tap” Eisenberg in the role of Lex Luthor.

He’s like if Michael Bay took himself deadly serious.

Jesse Eisenberg is the worst. No, Dax Sheppard is the worst. Jesse Eisenberg is the second worst. That’s all.

I had a bad feeling about this when I saw it was to be released in march.

When all else fails, remember: Zack Snyder is, has been, and will be a hack director.

What a god damned waste.