Underemployed Farting Object

The kids call him “G-d Shammg-d.”

Ha! That sniper rifle sounds exactly like a Starter’s Pistol!

LPT: Don’t base your entire online persona around a slang word for feces.

Or they could do the most Browns thing imaginable and trade for Geno Smith.

Here's the visual proof I wanted that shows Jeff Fisher still has a head coaching job in the NFL.

“Cause he’s being waterboarded at a Polish blacksite”. — 45th President of the United States Donald J. Drumpf

Am NOT throwing any shadow as that comeback was masterful, but WTF was that foul call? There was more touching on Rock Hudson’s honeymoon than on that play. Yikes.

“We played the game the right way, even at the end,” said Texas A&M coach Billy Kennedy

Ali Farokhmanesh is not walking through that door.

At least Bubba the Love Sponge had the decency to record Hulk boning in landscape mode. When will the Internet learn?

“I’m so glad I recorded this.”

“Hey, great win out there.”

Brother, nice hat tip to the Hulkster.

I initially read the headline as ‘he’s just a slut’.

“What is a catch?” is the great philosophical question of our time.

Is Chris Christie a Notre Dame fan in addition to being a Dallas Cowboys fan? He’s really THAT fucking guy?

I think Michael Irvin is more concerned with rules on who’s holding.

I can get, begrudgingly, why there is a gender division in normal sports, with genders having diffrent body types. even though a lot of woman can kick a lot of guy’s butts in them...but why the heck E-Sports? this is a field where there there should be literally NO division between genders yet there still is! its all…