Headline that sadly didn't fit:

"In regards to Rajon Rondo's visit to Altitude in Billerica on Thursday the only comment we have is that he was here with his children and his children were the only members of his party that enjoyed jumping, climbing and our battle beam pit.

and those are currently observed and pathologized through the tau protein tangles that were found in Belcher

Before anyone ever cared who's head I would cover, I was just pate skin from Northeast Ohio. It's where I was covered. It's where I furrowed. It's where I burgeoned. It's where I was combed. It holds a special place in my follicles. People there have seen me grow up. I sometimes feel like I'm their bald spot. Their…

"You're really trying to get me fired, aren't you?"

Hey...it looks just like the RainyDayMagazine office:

I find this funny, because Char can't drive. He is a top ace mobile suit pilot, but he can't go anywhere in a car unless someone else is driving. The one time he had to go somewhere by himself he used a horse.

However, subscriptions to Man/Ewe are still going strong in Scotland.

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

Here is a mediocre GIF of the mom dunk:

The couple was going to just release the video of the proposal itself, but ultimately decided that watching Wade drop to one knee has pretty much lost its luster.

The 9/11 date almost seems fitting because this movie is a tragedy.

[Ray and Janay Rice walk into the commissioners office to find Goodell sitting in a large ornate chair]

Carmelo would lead the league in missed 4-pointers.

It's great to see the Cubs actually manufacturing some runs for a change.

What's awkward was that Donald Sterling really only loved half of Drake (the white jewish side)

Your kid is the best. But, one time, my son called another boy a ball sucking parasite on the playground. I was very proud of his language skills.

When talking about Chicago, Kanye West once rapped, "I met this girl when I was 3 years old." Odds are that the girl was shot over the weekend.

If your ex-girlfriend made you sit through the 2006 Jennifer Aniston/Vince Vaughn romantic comedy "The Break Up," which was set in Chicago, you probably left the theater with the urge to kill. Unfortunately, 16 Chicagoans were on the wrong end of that urge last weekend.