I’m sorry, for a minute there, I thought you said ‘smart suitcase’

Jesus, is there any more Axe even left to grind?

Creepy. And I don’t mean the gif.

I’vegot no doubt James Dyson can do this.

3 is my favourite, I think. The fact that they make Phil Hoff look like Jason Statham at the end, that’s well made fight planning.

That’s wierd, Clarkson drove one on last week’s Grand Tour. And it wasn’t a pre-production test.

Why would it be relevant? That’s like asking if Christine Brennan snowboarded or was in a band because she reported on Sean White’s recent good day /bad day.

What a magnificent car!

Why are they testing a car you can already buy?

Get a life, this is how our kids communicate now. Get used to it. It sucks but it is what it is.

Honestly, the stuff he sent her and talks about in the texts is NOWHERE near the scale my daughter talks to a) her friends and b) her boyfriends /exes, wannabes...

Pushing is part of the sport, pal. They can jostle all they like. Its a contact sport as much as a race can be.

The whole point is surely IF YOU NEED A STREAM-TRAVERSING VEHICLE USE A JEEP.

His last run was spectacular, but his first two were total garbage.

Skating marathon not a sport?

Oh god yeah I’d forgotten about that. I remember thinking ‘you assholes actively do not care about the audience’.

Why does the rear headrests design look like (albeit very costly) tacked-on shit?

That actually hurts my fucking ears. I feel violated. It’s that bad.

I owned that car in your picture, A mitsubishi Colt 1600, with twin gear levers, but it was in San Marino Yellow. I remember the colour as I was constantly ordering factory paint due to always crashing it.

How is getting a raise and being lined up for the Patriots job ‘professional suicide’?