Alfa Romeo Giulia’s particularly the Quadrifoglios. They usually come an a great color (Verde Fangio metallic, Misano blue metallic, and Alfa Rosso specifically), they sound great, and the five hole wheels are just the chef’s kiss.

The duality of man.

Or maybe someone chopped it up and turned it into a ute.

I want this, but a Porsche, so the bed is at the front.

Peer reviewed papers list the peers that reviewed the paper.  That one doesn’t, meaning it’s not peer reviewed.

If Trump and Vance are the cream of the “white” race, replace away...

civil rights we fought and died for surrendered for a hamburger’s taxi ride.

The Ford EcoSport. Who was the target audience for that pitiful thing? They could have just put AWD on a Fiesta and called it a day. 

Fuck this thing.

You definitely never drove a modern Alfa,my 505 horsepower 18 Quadrifoglio has 67k and only needed regular maintenance, and I enjoy the ringing out that twin turbo six on the regular  ..From recent statistics Alfa is higher in reliability then many other competitors, Try a Quadrifoglio, you will never want to drive…

People do weird shit all the time.

“Kamala Harris wants to turn America into Venezuela!” shreiks the candidate also running on a platform of government-controlled commodities pricing, a policy that was at the core of Venezuela’s economic collapse.

I’m sure he has concepts of plans for that too.

You can rent a whole lot of trucks from Home Depot for $40,000. 

Not everything (nor everyone) in life is rational. I, too, think cruises are absurd wastes of time and money, not to mention environmentally catastrophic, but I also think a small, two-seat car with a big, brawny V8 needs to be a part of my life.

“Subjectively cool”?

Tesla is a competent car company that was purchased by a ketamine addicted .com billionaire who then turned it into his personal toy.

As you’d expect, I’ve done this properly. The Mitsubishi Evo generations were the best overall. Out the box you could hang with sports cars, even super cars with the FQ series. There were so many one off special editions made like the TME, Zero, There was even a Carbon fiber edition in South America. Excellent both on…

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