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I thought it was nasty too, until my brother made it for me, and now I love it.

If you use regular butter you have a higher likelihood of ingesting fat from a sick animal loaded up with hormones and antibiotics.

A lot of people are interested in paleo and self-identify, but take liberties with it's principals. When I come across a paleo recipe that calls for Splenda or Quinoa (which is often), I just replace it with a more appropriate ingredient.

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I can't believe nobody has mentioned Jack Black's little musical segment in David Cross & Bob Odenkirk's sleeper "Run Ronnie Run":

We'll see this posted tomorrow on Huffington Post with a headline like "Ancient Egyptians Moved 2.5 Ton Stones Across The Desert Using This One Weird Secret"

There many flavors of bigotry. Your prejudices detract from your obvious intelligence. Be mindful.

I just read an article about clickbait. WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU.

No self-respecting Persian would be seen with 300 Corvettes. 300 Mercedes or "BMVeh", on the other hand...

I love that the rotary dial was still part of the projected design at the time.

Dear Lifehacker,
My <del>family</del> country is seriously stretched thin for cash. Our debt ceiling is nearly maxed out and our credit was downgraded to A- when my <del>husband was laid off</del> government was shut down, and then we had expensive medical bills. What can we do to get money fast and back on our feet

Actually it does. And you have the right to go 55 if you like, just as long as there aren't cars behind you and an open rode ahead of you.

Ah, FUCK!

It can wait. Stop texting while driving.

I'll watch this movie if it means I can see Ashton Kutcher suffer a painful death.

This would have been a better choice: