The Department of Energy has reportedly banned the use of the phrases “climate change,” “emissions reduction,” and “Paris agreement,” which is... insane! Help!

Mattis and others are trying to but he does not want to listen. Remember, he is NEVER wrong.

Story time!

People are always surprised to find out that my favourite food to cook at home is Mexican. Not those newborn-sized burritos like Chipotle does, but delicious dishes like red chile and pork stew, tamales, fresh roasted corn, cemita poblana—if someone mentions it to me or I see a recipe, I’ll try it. The number one…

The question was: Have you been in contact with anyone connected to any part of the Russian government about the 2016 election, either before or after election day?

Stop picking on her—she’s suffered so much in life already.

Exactly. I’m only surprised he didn’t attack them publicly, like he did with Khizr Khan. 

It seems like the easiest way to do it is to use a spouse or family member whose number on a call log wouldn’t arouse suspicion in a three way call.

And I’m a petite, slight, woman who has man hands. Seriously, my ring size is larger than my husband’s. (To be fair, he’s not much larger than I am, but still.)

C’mon, be honest. You didn’t have to look THAT closely.

Looking closely at the picture it appears they were just photoshopped in.

For all the assholes up here flapping (fapping?) off about JT, I was so proud of his command and poise today. It’s almost like 45 couldn’t wrangle around to be in charge and had to act almost adult today. I laughed out loud though when I saw Ivanka and her body language.

he’ll be a major player spoiler in the next Presidental race for the Dems.

Leave Betsy DuVos alone.

Hi! Go fuck yourself!!

And also, those that couldn’t be bothered to have voted between a somewhat unlikable lady and a raging, narcissistic, trust fund baby, C student, 7th grade vocabulary, not really a billionaire blowhard, and stayed home, because “what does it matter anyways man”: this is on you. We’re going to need you to wear hunter…

This is how nightmarish prison bureaucracies took shape in the 20th century under Stalin, Hitler, etc. Confused lower-level officials just trying to do their jobs and satisfy an absurd system. Over time the system gets more absurd and tyrannical, and the officials become more cruel, and the insanity of the whole thing…

It’s funny, because my husband alleges that I generally shout, “I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING,” right before I flail blindly and make a giant mess of home repairs.

Don’t worry, guys. America knows what it’s doing.