True! Sometimes he’s only 60 feet tall and other times he’s 600 feet tall.

Barenaked Ladies have a couple of Christmas tunes that are in regular rotation in our house even during the off-months:

I’m holding out hope for Tracker.

Dammit! This had 12 stars, I went to give you a 13th, but only realized how poetic 12 is after I already committed. Mea culpa.

Ha! I almost edited but it was too late. I was going to add.. “Well... without Mjolnir or, ya know, superpowers or near-immortality.”

Rey is struggling in a 1v1 battle with one of the mooks, Kylo’s fending off three of them at once.

Only if it was delivered by Kyle Brovlofsky.

though how he knew about the shuttle launch is just one of the many sloppy writing moments from Rian

Did Poe learn anything?

Shamelessly paraphrasing from another commenter, taken from Facebook, taken from Twitter:

Premise: Spoilers don’t matter. If you liked a movie a second time, see? Takeaway: This falls flat. If they’re going to watch again spoiled and enjoy it, a: do you know for a fact it’s enjoyment in exactly the same way? I re-watch Aliens because it’s fun and I laugh about it with my friends, not because I get the same…

Like this, but with Vodka?

Was there gambling in Mos Eisley? Now I must rewatch yet an umpteenth+1 time.

(Just looked it up, she’s 54. He’s 65). 

More like that hair is a clown show, amirite??

When pulled over, Wright told the officer that he thought there’d be less traffic since the universe is expanding.

Hawkeye, from Avengers?

I can wing a CR2032 with the best of ‘em.

Don’t you mean an “Eagels” tattoo?