Black president

There are so many “toss-up” states going by recent polling that it’s terrifying enough. There’s a very good chance that Hillary wins but doesn’t get past 300, which would be the closest election since 2004.

Was the shit spread out on the bread, or was it an unbroken log? If it’s an unbroken log, then why even go with the 2 pieces of bread instead of a bun? Madness. You wouldn’t eat a hot dog that way.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

Buy them furniture?

“All we have to do at Tuesday’s wild-card game between the Blue Jays and Baltimore Orioles is show gratitude by standing for our national anthems.”

Came for this, was not disappointed +1

Carved on that brick:

“I don’t want him anywhere near my team,” one front office executive said. “He’s a traitor.”

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

You should take this story down, it’s the opposite of news, you’ve been coopted by a lawyer’s PR firm.

This is pretty poor reporting, has very little context for how financial disclosures and reporting requirements for public companies work.

This is a classic way to make your child love you more: get a judge to legally ban them from participating in a sport that they love and are really good at.

All asshat, no cattle.

I mean this guy isn’t going to win, but your arguments are very flimsy and don’t seem to grasp what he’s claiming. He’s essentially saying he created the smartphone, and all the options in his drawings are basically smartphone features - so he’s going after the largest smartphone company.

Saying it’s not even close…

If I can get one person to admit that Jackie Bradley Jr. is fun and cool, it will be good Kinja

“accelerating to 2.5G”