“My belt holds up my pants. My pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the fuck’s really going on down there? Who is the real hero?”
- Mitch Hedberg

They can do whatever they want, and we can call them out for being assholes whenever we want. America is great!

THEN YOU ARE NOT A TRUE YANKEE!

Also known as the Seventh-Inning Kvetch

Not sure I understand the connection between college athletes getting passing grades and a functioning faculty. I thought the boosters were in charge of that.

sooooooo... whats bofa?

Ted Cruz: Duck Hunt is, at least, phonetically accurate.

Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

Granted, a million bucks is nothing for the NFL. But they are having trouble figuring out which municipality they should strong arm into paying it.

If it was the best/only remaining ‘92 Taurus available, and you and Haupt both knew

In this analogy, that Taurus is the last car in the world and you were so offended by the asking price that you’re now camping on his lawn with a shotgun to chase off other buyers. If you can’t have a car at a fair price no one gets a car ever again!

Thanks for the input, Molière.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

You are incorrect. Hazelnut is best nut.

“Let’s bring Barry in to mentor the guys. What’s the worst that could happen?”

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As I patriots fan, we lost because our offensive line got manhandled. I don’t have a problem with any of his decisions. Hopefully we’ll be better next year.

NFL security requested that state police bring the balls to the stadium? And they did? Great use of taxpayer money.

Does anyone know how this is being paid for? The Revitalization Project website boasts, “No tax dollars or public funding will be used for the construction of the City of Champions Revitalization Project, including the new stadium. Indeed, the revised project is expected to create a long-term revenue source for the…