Cheers to Colbert for having him on his show. I’m happy to see Colbert staying as politically/culturally relevant as he can instead of turning into a mindless host who cares only about celebrities and viral moments (looking at you, Fallon).

It would make more sense to say he’d restructure our tax code so that Apple couldn’t hoard $35 billion overseas.

“saved a shart”?

Perhaps it’s because a friendly police department may have deleted things that are part of the public record, which is against the law.

I mostly stay in on Sundays. I’m more pissed about the encrappification of the games that will be on TV locally.

The NFL is the tobacco company telling us that cigarettes dont cause cancer.

Nothing worse than seeing a former teammate, leader, and inspiration leaving a trail of tears as he walks out the door, one Blackfoot following the other.

And then promptly voted out the Supreme Court justices who so ruled. So, no, Iowa doesn’t get any points, you lose, thanks for playing.

Smith wasn’t even on the Jambaroo ‘Fire This Asshole!’ list and that list pretty much has every coach that has the slightest chance of being, or need to be, fired. This firing really feels out of nowhere.

Why would Dallas want him, though?

The bigger joke is “productition.”

This is Kinja. I will work my old tired joke until it is dead, and then I will work it some more.

I maek bill say nippel bad OK relect me

He’s not just defending men’s ‘right’ to stare with “boys will be boys,” but actually supporting men’s “inclantion” to grab a woman’s nipple in public.

The copywrite warning I post on Facebook every few months is good though right?

This cannot be proven. If it cannot be proven, then it cannot be guilty.

So Mike Matheney is saying they did everything they could do in their eyes to keep him and he chose someone else and they don't hold any hard feelings and this is still an indictment of how awful the Cardinals are? I'm confused.

Betting. Gamblers need any and all information they can get. The NFL knows that.

I agree that Samer is being childish and overly-literal in an attempt to score points, but this has nothing to do with “slippery slopes.”

I LOVE these Ask A Lawyer things because they’re the most lawyerly thing ever: Lots of words, doesn’t answer the question.