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Still unhealthy: slideshows

“I’m a nice guy.”
“Do you know who I am?”
“I’m brutally honest.”
“You’ll change your mind.”
“Because I can.”
Anything having to do with being an “alpha”
“You’re so sensitive.”
“You’ve just lost a customer.”
“I tell it like it is.”
“Sorry, I can’t help it, I’m a [insert zodiac sign].”
“Don’t give me excuses.”
“I’m just asking…

There’s something quite funny about a video game company making a game that’s failed to keep players interest and then pestering the players that they need to do better.

“There were several Luigi masks, but who wants to go as the lesser Super Plumber Brother?” Surely this must be a typo because no one would dare speak ill of the best Super Plumber Brother.

I‘m both surprised and excited this game turned out well. I hope it does well for them, and shows that people prefer a strong single player, contained story over games as service bullshit...

So you didn’t read about this game’s revolutionary foray into macrotransactions?

I don’t remember the tug o war being that bad... but the raft game?

I mean, it’s kind of easy to figure out.

Thats how it copied and pasted from the slideshow link list. I wasn’t really gonna put any effort in beyond posting it.

1. 10. Far Cry Instincts / Evolution / Vengeance (2005/6)

“But that simplicity, I guess, goes against the Tip Project’s business model, which is to selling those tip tickets to restaurants.”

“Tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya!”

Somebody once said that applause is voluntary, laughter isn’t.

We aren’t using monospaced fonts, you’re not using a typewriter, it’s a single space after a period. Period.

All of this sounds like someone who doesnt work in an office.  No one gives a shit about any of these things.  No one is laughing at the Olds for saying Presentation instead of Slide Deck.

#21, using a slideshow instead of real content

1. Welcome to Night Vale

Is anyone dressed as a slideshow in an attempt to grab more ad revenue?