Same. Also, I kind of totally love those commercials with her and Dax.

Pretty much everything about Kristen Bell makes me want to hang out with her and drink wine.

I'm still waiting for the system where you can walk into a room, say "Lights!" and the lights come on.

That photo looks like she's trying to break her own neck.

It's pink because it's embarrassed for Courtney.

Me too, but I also wish I could believe it was intellectual curiosity and not a constant attempt to overcome a sense of never being good enough, which is heartbreaking.

ILLUMINATI!!!

B: "It's like yoga, except it's pole dancing. Pole dancing is like meditation for me."

Somewhat OTP, but I thought of you this weekend when I heard an NPR story about a black kid who had been adopted by white parents in Oregon in 1972. In speaking of the advice he would give white parents adopting a child of another race, he said: "Your first black friend should not be your kid."

It struck me as…

There's updated pictures on her IG and Tupac Shakur showed up with a bottle of Sangria

at least she has black friends now!

If it wasn't Jeff Goldblum, it is now.

"Isn't it interesting how she alternates her right paw and her left paw? It's like I've always said.... Life.... Uh.... Finds a way."

I can't think of Jeff Goldblum without thinking of Jeff Goldblum Wafers.

"I mean, I thought it might be a possibility he would bludgeon his mother to death then violently rape her corpse, but I mean not like when he did it you know?"

have you seen that image of lupita as a ~rainbow~ of dresses? her skin looks INSANELY GOOD with EVERYTHING.

I have to admit that I *love* white clothing, especially when it's gauzy and flowy and ethereal. But the people who pull it off the best are darker skinned women.

Be weary of storing wet sponges in dark warm places. The house I bought had this infront of the sink but we did not know about it until 2 weeks after moving in. By the time we had figured out where the smell was coming from we had cleaned under the sink 4 times and this space was growing all sorts of things.