WIPE YOUR MOUTH MY GUY
I feel like a robot could have written this speech
someone should have finished fixing that car before he started speaking
Ban political dynasties
And now, the moment Alex has been waiting for... the Democrats’ rebuttal!!
(and white women!)
Love to see a room full of white men chanting in unison
Trump just said that the U.S. “captured and released” ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. You will be shocked to hear this is a straight-up lie straight from the Fox News fever swamps!
Thank the lord, the U.S. military will no longer be a rusted warehouse of old B-52s!
At this point I can’t keep track if he’s said anything that has not been false or misleading in some way
From earlier today:
CHAIN MIGRATION IS A FASCIST EPITHET USED TO MAKE “FAMILIES” SOUND SCARY
Using a grieving family as political pawns to paint all undocumented immigrants as violent gang members, then two minutes later saying “Americans are Dreamers, too.” OKAY
Hamilton did a good tweet
“Exciting progress is happening every single day”: what I say to myself when I find I’m still able to get out of bed in the morning
This speech is going to last fucking forever, isn’t it