Emily Alford
emilyalford
6/2/19
2:25 PM
108

I’m currently pursuing my PhD in Neurobiology and have made this a huge part of my career since I’m interested in pursuing a career in science policy just as much as doing bench research. I see this attitude all the time in my department and previous labs I’ve worked in at other institutions. The default is always Read more

5/26/19
2:11 PM
66

You missed the main point: that he is still not backing down from his claim that he and Portman were romantically involved—even though she says they weren’t.

5/11/19
6:39 PM
1

You could get a job as a coffin builder! I’m assuming there is no requirement that you use your own products. 

5/4/19
3:56 PM
82

I like and hereby cosign the theory that these two women are not feuding at all, but rather their husbands are fighting among each other, for reasons entirely due to William’s infidelity with the Mary Poppins of Chimichanga. Read more

5/2/19
8:34 PM
105

Actor Peter Mayhew, best known for playing Chewbacca in Star Wars, has died.

4/14/19
2:54 PM
11

Yes! I mean, cheese is often covered in mold *on purpose*! I have no problem with this.

4/14/19
2:46 PM
39

Anyone who throws a block of parm away instead of just scraping the moldy parts is a fool!

4/11/19
8:35 PM
62

I mean, I really don’t understand why they’re not discussed more in those pregnancy classes. I certainly wish I’d been more prepared for them.

4/11/19
8:27 PM
473

I remember those days, when my wife would get clogged milk ducks.  I’d make some hot compresses, and I’d have to chase the little bastards around the living room, finally pinning them down and trying to hold the warm wash cloths and hot water bottles onto the squirmy, squishy little guys. Then after a few minutes, my Read more

3/28/19
10:27 PM
63

Where are all the comments? I thought for sure I’d get a chuckle before bed. Is everyone too busy learning German?

3/21/19
10:23 PM
36

Emily’s Mom: Looks across table at friends playing bridge and sips drink “Fuck, I got shitcanned today!” Read more