Emily Alford
emilyalford
1/14/20
11:10 PM
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“Character is on the ballot,” says man who creepily sniffs women’s hair. 

1/14/20
11:00 PM
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Well Esther, it has helped me to eat most of a pizza and become a little bit drunk, so yes, there have been winners here.

1/14/20
10:31 PM
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For real, like if a billionaire’s kid has to go to state school, kid’s got bigger problems than having to go to state school.

1/14/20
10:10 PM
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Everyone is trying it with Liz and math tonight. She knows numbers too boys. 

1/14/20
9:51 PM
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Biden can bring the party together in that nobody really likes him. We can all agree there. 

1/14/20
9:49 PM
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Klob did a “I’m not tall/Midwesterners like me” combo everyone finish your drink. 

1/14/20
9:39 PM
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The pie segue reminded me of the doughnut hole speech in Knives Out.

1/14/20
9:36 PM
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Klob brags about understanding the midwest. Everybody drink.

1/14/20
9:30 PM
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Esther I vote Klob. Pete’s have a nice instagram taper. 

1/14/20
9:18 PM
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How long before Biden says he did Versailles? If they give him more time he’ll take credit for the Magna Carta.

1/14/20
9:05 PM
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They’re like two crotchety old men arguing about what went wrong with their vaudeville act.

12/19/19
10:34 PM
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Warren: What? I can’t be expected to pay attention to Pete for three hours. Amazon.

12/19/19
10:28 PM
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Steyer is both running against corporations while bragging that he has one?

12/19/19
10:22 PM
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Biden imitating a child stuttering while stealing Warren’s answer is the low point of the night for me. 

12/19/19
10:00 PM
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Bernie has just decided to completely disregard the questions.