Emily Alford
emilyalford
3/20/20
2:15 PM
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Vera! Thank you for reminding me that I have the option of watching Vera. 

3/20/20
1:52 PM
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Shetland is one of my all-time favorites, especially series three with Mance Rayder, and Loch Ness is an underrated gem that I cannot get anyone to watch. I never finished Single-Handed, but maybe I’ll give it another chance.

3/20/20
1:15 PM
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Midsomer Murders was my gateway drug into the drizzly world of English murder! Maybe I should rewatch a decade later since, you know, got a bit of time on my hands.

3/14/20
12:50 PM
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I’m so sorry about your stepdaughter, but thank you for this comment. My doctor seemed shocked at my reaction (and a little dismissive) so that all these years later, it’s like “wait did that really happen?” because even as a writer words cannot sufficiently explain that fucking nightmare of a day.

2/19/20
10:12 PM
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I have been instructed to share this photograph of the man who once said he’d been nice to some women in response to allegations of sexual harassment.

2/19/20
9:44 PM
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“Maybe they didn’t like the joke I told.” The audience is booing him. 

2/19/20
9:41 PM
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And Bloomberg had never heard they might need his tax returns? 

2/19/20
9:21 PM
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A “Microsoft Word Guy” is the best description of Pete I’ve heard yet. 

2/19/20
9:16 PM
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Esther I can’t tell if Bernie wearing too much blush or is just mad at Pete.

2/19/20
9:07 PM
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I feel like Klob practiced that speech in front of the mirror and Liz took the wind out of her sails. 

2/9/20
11:10 PM
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Joaquin sounds like its 2am and hes been at the bar since 4.

2/9/20
9:44 PM
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In light of this year’s Oscars, I now come out in support of banning all music forever. 

2/9/20
9:32 PM
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The Oscars should just be Billie Eilish making faces at all these adults.