Emily Alford
emilyalford
10/20/19
3:50 PM
68

I thought the same thing! Like, there was no one she could ask about the going rate for a celebrity children’s book? 

10/18/19
2:07 PM
9

No, I understand the full context of the term. It is impossible to overestimate my propensity for being clandestinely childish. 

10/12/19
3:25 PM
21

According to The Little Friend, one need be an aunt with a dead husband who often wears slacks. I’ve got two out of three.

10/5/19
1:27 PM
15

I do that every time! Thank you. From now on any and all Hemsworths shall be known as Chlis.

9/28/19
4:24 PM
38

I knew there was going to be a perfect German word and was legitimately asking. Thank you! 

9/26/19
9:34 PM
35

I can’t. Googled the age and Tish was born three years into the Reality Bites generation.  

9/14/19
7:57 PM
40

Um I wait all week for the shelter cat update just like everybody else :) Thank you all so much for having me! 

9/14/19
2:28 PM
45

I’m starting to think these rich, powerful men aren’t any good.

9/8/19
5:24 PM
34

I didn’t even think of that. Yes. Give it to her and then set fire to the lab, the pills, and the records. Now it’s the story of science saving humanity, much nicer

9/8/19
5:13 PM
25

Because I was stupid enough to get three degrees in reading books, which I could have done for free. 

9/8/19
2:42 PM
32

It’s not worth an entire post. All the good people of Jezebel go home on the weekends, leaving me behind to find and write stories to both entertain and appall you. I write them as fast as I can, mistakes happen, and I correct those mistakes as soon as the grammar-loving crowd types their displeasure.

9/7/19
5:28 PM
36

I’ll cop to the errors not in the pull quotes but my use of the word literally was spot-on.   

9/7/19
4:39 PM
65

Yes. Roman Polanski has also been awarded access to the future so we are never to be free of him. Fixing now :)

9/7/19
3:21 PM
9

Ah, a quick Google search said the Giannulli house was in Beverly Hills. I live in L.A. too and was wondering where all these people lived because of the school district thing. (I live one block from the “city” of WeHo.)

9/7/19
2:31 PM
41

Right, that was my point. They could have just bought a house in BH if they didn’t live there already and sent their kids to high schools no doubt equipped with an army of guidance counselors. They were not tied to whatever school district they were in like most other Americans. Lori Loughlin is, by definition, a Read more

8/25/19
3:07 PM
5

Not to mention the “a woman is stalked by her husband’s stalker/mistress/lover/student” formula à la the brilliant “A Deadly Adoption.”