100 million years ago, the T-Rex may very well have been scratching its gross red bites with its weird little arms, desperately attempting to keep bedbug infestation secret from its Jurassic friends for fear of being blacklisted from house parties. Scientists recently discovered that bedbugs have been around since…
On May 18, while Arnold Schwarzenegger made an appearance at a sports event for schoolchildren in South Africa, a man ran out of the crowd and dropkicked him the back, yelling “Help me! I need a Lamborghini.” Today, Schwarzenegger tweeted that he’s not too pressed about it.
Elizabeth Olsen is one of the top three best Olsens, and in a different timeline, she could have played another blonde who, until recently, ranked top three in our hearts: Daenerys Targaryen. Unfortunately for her, the audition turned into one of those job interviews so terrible it causes insomnia a decade later.
Last night was Saturday Night Live’s season finale, and Leslie Jones appeared on the last “Weekend Update” of the season in a full handmaid’s outfit to speak about Alabama’s near-total abortion ban, along with similar bans in other states.
A sloth going by the name Chalupa has given birth at a Colorado Springs Zoo after failing to inform zookeepers that she had been fucking.
I recently had a rideshare driver ask if I was on my way “to party” at 5 pm on a Wednesday. When I muttered that I was not, he took that as an invitation to ask when I “partied,” where, and, how often. An option for a “quiet” ride probably would have been helpful, was I the sort of person assertive enough to select it.
The original cast of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy has done pretty well for themselves in the sixteen years since the show first aired. They’re now the stars of Chopped, Drag Race, and a home renovation show I’m sure my mother loves. And if they had the chance to do it all over again, they wouldn’t.
Republican legislator Barry Hovis is sorry mistakenly suggesting that some rape is consensual while explaining that eight weeks is plenty of time to discover pregnancy and make the decision to have an abortion.
Kim Kardashian West has introduced her fourth child to the TL and revealed that the boy shall be called Psalm. No one asked me, but I like it!
The Austrian government has released a statement warning that the “Cow Kiss Challenge” is probably not safe and definitely gross.
The Batfleck era (doesn’t work, does it?) has ended, but the Battinson era has just begun (that works better, I think?).
On May 16, a judge ordered former soldier and Wikileaks informant Chelsea Manning back to jail for refusing to testify before a federal grand jury.
The death of Paul, the octopus who predicted the outcome of the 2010 World Cup, left an opening for a preeminent internet pop culture psychic, a title that remained unclaimed for nearly a decade. But now, Paul’s predecessor has emerged. YouTube psychic Ant, who is a human psychic, accurately predicted that James…
Time and again, history has proven the addition of Emma Thompson to any film makes it exponentially better, bumping bad movies up to pretty good and middling movies to great. So if she wants a billion dollars to star in Disney’s Cruella de Vil origin story, give her a billion dollars, damn it.
Festival disasters are very trendy right now, so if you look at in terms of being an incredibly public hot mess, Woodstock 50 is already a triumph!
Recently, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, along with his wife and mother-in-law, reportedly joined some cannabis moguls for a fun St. Kitt’s holiday that involved a plane full of weed and at least two cavity searches.
In the wake of shitty new laws designed to deny access to abortion, Jameela Jamil, Tahani from NBC’s The Good Place and outspoken tweeter, has spoken out about being a woman who has had an abortion and has zero regrets.
Natasha Tynes, a writer with a forthcoming novel, has been dropped by the book’s distributor after tweeting a picture criticizing a Washington D.C. Metro worker for eating on the train.
Twitter is traditionally the social media channel where brands go to get weird, so it should come as no surprise that IHOP used Mother’s Days as an excuse to tweet about becoming pregnant with pancakes.