Mortal Dictata: a call out

This is probably a good time to remember that the Humane Society of the United States is NOT affiliated with your local humane society / animal shelter.

Service animals and emotional support animals are not the same.

“Woke,” nothing. I work in a STEM field, it’s been a long damn week, and I’m tired of male bullshit.

He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.

I show cats. The problem with your cat has nothing to do with the breed. It sounds as if the dam either had poor parenting skills, or the kitten was removed from the dam too soon. Toiletry habits are 100% taught to the kitten by the dam, and it sounds like this didn’t happen with your cat. The fact that it is a…

Data’s a little old but I’d seriously question PETA’s motives on the purpose of shelters.

What if that’s Matt Damon he’s carrying?

They work fast either that or she’s Kims Surrogate. LOL

When people ask me to describe Trump’s presidency with one adjective and one drug, my answer is, “Ludicrous. Speed.”

And yet the reason we love him is precisely his ethical integrity. I dunno about giving us the finger, here. He endured demeaning attacks, ignoble accusations, and tremendously painful slander. But we also, as a people, just loved and adored both him and Michelle. And we still do. The man receives standing ovations…

Cheers for that! I’d like to add that zoos are also responsible for bringing species back from the brink in the wild, like Okapi and Eastern Bongos (just to name a few), with their dedicated program to vary genetics in animal populations. These people are dedicated and zoos contribute to and spearhead the majority of…

I would also like to make fanny packs happen, although I’d probably go for the low-slung-across-my-hips look. I need my hands free dammit!

Why can’t we just have a faux documentary based on the book?

Mauled by hunting dogs is one thing - a thing that I’m pretty sure only happens in old aristocratic type fox hunts. Most hunters use guns, and the death is pretty quick. Who do you know that’s torturing the animals they hunt??

Act now, discuss later as a technique meant to bring me (a Hillary voter) into the fold? IT’S A BOLD MOVE, COTTON, WE’LL SEE IF IT PAYS OFF.

What is it? Who knows, it’s cute.

Manning knew what she was doing. She dumped millions of unread intelligence documents, without regard to the safety of people who put their lives at risk to help the United States. It was not an act of a whistle-blower, it was the act of a disgruntled PFC in the Army who was mad her life and career were going nowhere.…

Don’t you know, they all watched a bad propaganda movie and are now experts. Any talk of the reality wild orcas face is discouraged. None of them want to hear about Doublestuf, Samish, Polaris, or Dipper.