...or do you want to see Papi sock some dingers?

Is this where the Mike Vick is reinstated threadjack goes?

I watched this on mute in my building's gym. Watching it now, with sound, and knowing what happens, I still get chills.

The other side of the sign reads "They are just being punished for being owned by Jews."

Was Lance Armstrong Duped By A Cancer Fake? At first, I thought this story's punchline was, "turns out, he didn't need that nut removed at all!"

@Civil Negligence: I hear he has his own suite at the Hotel Coral Essex.

Rachel Nichols doing standups in Lake Tahoe, Ed Werder prowling the streets of Pittsburgh, Chris Mortensen on the phones, Len Pasquarelli reporting from a different Primanti Bros. outlet each day, Sal Palantonio struggling to determine whether pierogies are a type of pasta, Chris Berman, exclaiming "Roethlisberger hit…

Should I feel guilty if I start him in Week One or only that I laughed at KSK's initial post about the assault?

@ArkansasFred: No worries, man, these are the dog days.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: No, no, look at the trend here - it has to be someone who has overcome some sort of overblown "adversity" and is a darling of the media that will make for great column fodder.

@ClueHeywood: Well it's different when it airs on National Geographic.

Other reasons why Busch Stadium sucks include April 12, 1976 at 9:36 a.m., the autumnal equinox, 1994, Every Tuesday, August, 1988, from 2:00 - 4:00 p.m., and St. Swillings Day, 2007.

This is the same reason the Pennsylvania Gazette nixed the Sally Hemmings expose. Do you realize how close we were to having James Fucking Madison on the nickel?

Nice guys finish gash?

I talked to some damn honkey for 20 minutes before Opening Day once and nobody believed me. (E-Jay)>

@Crazy Cool Medallions: You don't have to be a winner to say L'Shana Tova...You're welcome in the tribe, Miss Anna Kornikova

The fact that John Kruk and Mitch Williams are the two most stable and successful members of the 1993 Philles continues to amaze me.

Shootin' at the walls of heartache.

Are the Abilene Ruff Riders a football team or a DMX cover band?

Aww, it looks like it's wearing a yarmukle!