@'Topes Lose!: Fra-gee-lay...that must be Italian.

This week, on I Have a Camera and/or a Gripe...

@Paul.B.Dodd: Here is a list of things that are longer than Donte Stallworth's jail sentence for manslaughter:

@Researching for Derek Fisher: or my undewear.

@ArkansasFred: I'm just glad Sticks and Stuff finally closed.

Drew, I thought everyone in DC knew Roman Polanski raped the Ourisman Chevrolet girl.

@ArkansasFred: Why do you think the Wailers never had any solo success?

That's one win for every fan in attendance last night.

Presidential lore says that James Buchanan originally had plans for a similar athletic facility, but construction stopped after only the men's locker room was built.

That's not as bad as when Roger Sterling complimented Paul Kinsey's work with Salvatore Romano's catchphrase, "Another stroke of genuis from the closeted Italian queer!"

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Wasn't that the original name of the AVN Awards?

And somewhere, the Lightning Seeds look up, note the spelling, breathe a sigh of relief, and fade back into oblivion.

@MattinglysSideburns: To which I say, free colored polos to all!

Personally, I think Bat out of Hell would sound pretty good.

tj

Glad they put the Canadian right up front and center there.

@12 Inches of JT Snow: To say nothing of his career as a professinal athlete.

@Civil Negligence: How do you think I got such great seats to Saturday's game?

This guy is so rich, he has a sixhead.

"I looked him in the eye," the Crisis Communications Expert said