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I do travel quite a bit, actually. Including overseas. I'm not paranoid, I read the Carnival Cruise contract. On the cruise I felt safer in port than on the boat. But hey, thanks for the judgement!
LOL, I see that now. Truth be told I read the first paragraph (kinda), saw red, and spewed my anti-cruise rhetoric without finishing the article. Still, stay away from cruises!
I call total and unprecedented bullshit on this article. Cruising is incredibly UNSAFE. I went on my first and last cruise for my honeymoon on the Carnival Dream. Where to begin? Let's start with the 'medical staff'. The 'doctor' on board may or may not be a doctor, on Carnival the contract says they only need to…
Everyone can join this bandwagon! I call dibs on Prez. Elect of the Lindy West fan club!
I want to be her friend, too! I guess in my fictitious situation you can be her friend as well. We can all go people watching at a local cafe whilst sipping on bubble tea and eating Oreos.
I just have to say, IMO, Lindy West is one of the best Jezzie writers. Not that the others are not talented as well but every time I read an article and actually laugh out loud or feel moved enough to share it to facebook, it is almost always something she's written. Brava, Lindy! Keep them coming!
I wasn't sold till he gave the "tumbs-up" at the end. If your reading this, Romney campaign, please televise this nationally. The world needs to see this.
After reading through your comments, Kay-Z I think you have perhaps stumbled upon the wrong blog for you. We are all about having opinions here, but they need to be well formulated and thought out. There are plenty of other comment boards (yahoo, fox news...) where your short, uninformed, slightly illogical comments…
Oooo! I have an idea! Let's switch the definition of the word "abortion" with the word "gun"! No one in Texas ever puts restrictions on those! And they sure as shit love to promote them!
Next time you see your Dad, high-five him for me. I have a relativity liberal boyfriend and I think it would take much convincing to get him to stay home with the kids. I wish men like your father were the norm.
Did anyone else notice that they lack empathy for the female pigs that carry these still born piglets? The dude was all mournful over the piglet not making it but what about the momma pig that carried a dead fetus for a significant amount of time?!
My kitty Franklin is on a quest to become morbidly obese. We have tried to reduce the amount and frequency with which he eats. (He's 6 months old and now eats 3/4 of a cup of kitty food a day divided between two meals.) He is, let's say, resitant to the changes in his meals. I swear he tries to memorize the phone…
I really wish this was a surprise to me. I am a Wisconsonite and during our take over of the state capitol last year I holed myself up in Grothman's office. We 'discussed' the proposed $800 million dollar cuts to education, the dismantling of the union, and the crazy ass cuts to Medicare and Medicaid. What he told me…
If only ignorance also served as a hymen barrier....
Ah, *sighs* reminds me of my days in my small town Catholic high school where sex ed was taught by a nun. Yes, a nun. (who made a point - albeit disturbing - to tell us she was not "always a nun" and was thus qualified to teach sex ed.) While we learn extensively about genitalia, even going to the lengths of having to…
Dear America,
So, Santorum...what about the doctor that provided YOUR wife with a second trimester abortion to save her life? Should that doctor be jailed?
My vote is for "shit show". And here is my suggestion for their new state motto:
What else would be the point of this hyper-booty fascination if not to make anal more enjoyable for him!?