True meaning or not, “to leave one’s luck to heaven”suuuure is an accurate representation of what it’s like to actually obtain Nintendo products.

“He’s not going to do what I think he is with those Oreos, is he? OH MY GOD, HE DID!”

I played ARMS until about the end of June... and then kinda stopped. I did try out Max Brass for a few rounds recently, but it got swapped out for Zelda quickly after. I like the game a lot, but it probably would have done better as a small release title rather than a full blown $60 game.

Should I drop the $20 on Tacoma or is this a “maybe wait and pick it up on sale” game?

ah ha, aww geeze. My sister died in the spaghetti

Anyone else like, deeply confused why it’s mayo v. ketchup? I just always assumed mustard was ketchup’s bitter rival, while mayo was in its own category.

Or at the very least, don’t be with someone insanely jealous if you’re gonna be one of those guys.

Oh, well that’s pretty messed up and totally not cool.

Fair enough!

It bugs me like hell how much I like the design of these, but I already have a NEW 3DS XL and I have almost no reason to buy this.

Dude, I dated someone in college that was so insecure that if she knew I found an actress even remotely attractive, we couldn’t watch anything with them in it ever again.

Ran across you last night while playing. Sent it to other Kotaku-reading friends. They were unconvinced that was actually you.

Slime Rancher looks cute, I suppose. So, there’s that

The struggle is real.

I found this gem of a dated reference last night and I couldn’t stop laughing.

I was a little butthurt about not being able to play on the same team as my friends, but it actually managed to queue 3 of us on the same team last night. We lost. Badly. Maybe I’m better off playing against my friends.

I managed to get one because I just happened to be looking at my phone when they went live at Walmart. I didn’t have any issues ordering and I haven’t received anything about my order being canceled. I think I’m in the clear?

I’m guilty of “Deckarding” the hell out of wooden chopsticks. I don’t want pulpy splinters in my mouth.

OH, so that’s what happened to Annie and Moe! Nintendo threw two of their most disgruntled characters to head an app most people are disgruntled about.

I’m really glad to see that I wasn’t the only one who died more than I care to share from that turbine. Once I figured out exactly what I was supposed to be shooting, I kinda felt like an idiot.