Well, more than once does technically mean “not a single,” I guess.

They were doing this ten years ago at a McDonald’s at the Woburn “Mall” - it’s nothing new.

Do you bring a harpoon gun to the beach in case you see a shark, too?

Well, hopefully no family member will ventilate him or herself playing with your hand cannon. You might want to stop drinking or taking any drugs too so you don’t pop a round in your head, either.

Man, irony is super hard.

Sweet jeebus she is so cute in this.

boo hoo you big baby.

sweet sassy jeebus thats good.

Vontaze Burfict are the two worst scrabble draws you can get

You’re not racist, just your jokes are? You do you, I guess. Hey, which policies of his do you like the best / haven’t already been watered down or erased from his platform?

Doesn’t seem like Obama made Fox news illegal there, chum. Since, you know, they still exist/suck ass.

You are very much speaking my language

genius

Doesn’t Diet Coke have zero calories? The Dr Pepper I am drinking (diet) has 0 cal and 0% of anything other than sodium (55mg)

pH D and referencing Feanor? Does your first name begin with an N, by any chance? Cuz we might be IRL buddies.

Look up discussions, not posts, genius. Moshe has tons of ‘posts’

great post - succinct and terrifying

Yeah, exactly the same thing. Remember all those Neo-Nazis and white supremacists Obama courted to bluff his way to the White House?

Hitler wasn’t “HITLER” until the gas chambers started running.

Hillary is practically a Republican but was in the high 90% of overlap with Sanders on issues/votes. Makes sense.