Can’t blame Euripides Sr. for being proud of his son. It’s his sister Sophocletia I feel sorry for....

Coming to our town tomorrow — apparently enuf public interest the town is arranging Park&Ride for the expected 2-4000 visitors. Hey, it’s a small town. ;)

Watching the viral tornado/drone footage, this song was totally stuck in my head as the twister crossed the railroad tracks. “What will make you believe me?!?”

Coulda been worse. Coulda been Quincy.

It won’t have gotten far.

Mmmm. Charlie Rouse at his most astringent, like he soaked his reeds in persimmon juice. And Monk sounding like a five year old on the keys, til you figure out no, really it isn’t that at all. Sneaky sneaky Monk.

Swimming to Dorne

Oberyn Martell: “Elia of Dorne. Say her name.”

Fare thee well, ye cringin’ shitweasel.

You forgot Matt Whittaker! When the History Tweets are written, special note will be given our scammy, Bigfoot-seeking, deep-toileted acting AG.

User name checks out! ;) But yes, begging the question is a logical fallacy, a form of tautology wherein the conclusion is embedded in the premises a priori. Example: “Is the sycophantic liar William Barr afraid he will perjure himself to please his boss?” (Speaking untruths to please the boss is what sycophantic…

Here’s your next job interview:

Corporations are people? Fine. “You are under arrest on 600,000 counts of wilful homicide. You have the right to remain silent....”

Huddersfield seems like a good fit. They are called the Terriers, and if he’s in Scotland he’s well used to Championship-level footie.

Life of Brian reboot looks hilarious. Russell Brand to star?

Mitt Romney covered that gag in 2012.