Man making millions upon millions can't handle the terrifying assault of questions. 

Witherdick

Or a couple Blondikes.

Clearly his God given talent is doing the COCAINE. He should be in the Cocaine Hall of Fame. 

Maybe the wife is hung like a show pony and it's enough for both of them already.

Eric Prince does the same thing with Navy Seals and Army Rangers.

Trust the Plan. 

Calling those places "amusement centers" now? Robert Kraft approves.

Does this guy know who Barry Bonds is? Does he know Bonds perfected his home schtick while playing for the Pittsburgh Pirates? Does he know Pittsburgh has a baseball team, that played in the 80's and 90's? I bet there is video. Somewhere. 

Or Trump Tower.

Actually, Tiger owns the Thanksgiving Holiday.

Nice. 

Next stop for old ball coach, Ethel’s Beauty College. The Fighting Beehives.

I really love the combo traitor flag meshed with old glory. Then add in the fake Christianity and it's a hoe down of cognitive dissonance. 

Amazed these people have a HoF.

I thought for sure he was headed to Brigham Young for a two year deal and the reigns to The White Horse Prophecy. 

Possible no one cares about the AAAF?

Next dumb thing; some attention whore will take over the league and schedule fall games in direct competition with the NFL.

One of the most regoddamneddickuless trades. Reds traded him for Milt Pappas and some line chalk. Goes to a new team/league and promptly hits for the triple crown.....

Any minute now Mack Brown will be reiterating his claim that VY is going to Canton.