“That said, my personal preference would be for the Garfield version of Peter”

I realized immediately what you meant, but for a split-second I initially pictured Spider-Man hating Mondays and gorging himself on a lasagna.

I’ve never seen The Hustler, but I share your hopes about his future projects.

I know someone who was friends with EGG and played the original D&D with him as well as contributed cover art to some of the early editions of Dragon Magazine.

Not to mention a straight-up fucking lie.  There is absolutely no way he hadn’t heard of Motley Crue.  My grandmother had heard of Motley Crue.

Eh, what just happened? I was straight up until I watched this.

How does the world react to the Justice League being gone?

He usually whiffs the ending—and while it’s annoying, it’s never bothered me that much because I’ve enjoyed everything else so much—but not the entire last third of the novel. Seveneves was a special case because (UH, SPOILERS, DURRR) it has a significant time jump at the 2/3 mark and the rest of the story follows a…

You mean like Devo did with New Wave?

Repo Man is the best thing anyone has done ever.

Wow, those are some eye-catching titles!

I’d say same, but I just raised the Black Pyramid of Nagash, completing my Tomb Lord campaign in Total Warhammer 2 the other night, because that’s how exciting and cool *I* am

The truth is out there...

Yeah I was so expecting some sort of musical joke (although I was thinking 80s hip hop, Fela is a much better choice though). Maybe they didn’t want to shell out licensing money, shame though it’d have been a fun little “alt universe” touch

I really, really love that there actually exists a movie called Wolf Guy: Enraged Lycanthrope.

He didn't die. He just pointed and disappeared.

It’s like, how much more short could these pants be? And the answer is none. None more short.

They should’ve called it Portal Combat.

Well, that would make a lot of sense then.

Thank heaven that's finally wrapped up.  Like a douche.