After years of televised therapy sessions, lengthy conversations about their dormant sex life, Scheana gloating about her wedding, several tepid ultimatums, many emotional references to Katie’s age, and one thousand cups of laxative tea, Vanderpump Rules lovebirds Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney have bravely leapt into…
In today’s Tweet Beat, Leslie Jones’ running commentary continues to make the 2016 Olympics better and more interesting, Lindsay Lohan cooks something disgusting, and comedian Cameron Esposito tweets a statement about fellow comedian and former Inside Amy Schumer writer Kurt Metzger.
Lady Grey Jewelry, an indie brand with a woodsy, sculptural vibe which lists its celeb fans to include Beyoncé, Rihanna, Selena Gomez, and Grimes, apparently received an order for an $84 Helix Ear Cuff from one Ivanka Trump. Whether or not we believe that Ivanka would actually wear a gold plated ear cuff is beyond the…
The latest available statistics from the Justice Department document 1 in 36 adults, or 6,851,000 people, as having been under the supervision of the U.S. correctional system in 2014. Of that number, 744,600 were held in local jails. A new report from the Vera Institute of Justice and the Safety and Justice Challenge…
Tim Kaine, Hillary Clinton’s determinedly inoffensive (except, you know) running mate, had a big ole’ time wailing on the harmonica with a bluegrass band at Catawba Brewery in Asheville, North Carolina on Monday night.
In today’s Tweet Beat, North West is going to inherit some good shit, her aunt Khloé breathlessly reveals her favorite toilet paper brand, and Hailey Baldwin would rather talk about “everyday life” than Bieber drama. Speaking of Bieber, please send your prayers to his newest pet, Todd.
Synchronized swimming has never been what you might call “cool” or “hip to the latest trends.” At this year’s Olympic games, for example, swimmers have performed to a mix of bad ‘80s music, classical tunes, and “Blurred Lines” by Robin Thicke. But nothing really beats the time France put together a routine set to the …
In an event that appears to be straight out of a climate change powerpoint, southern Louisiana has been hit with unprecedented flooding over the past several days, leading the federal government to declare a state of “major disaster” for several parishes.
Donald Trump, a scabies outbreak in your freshman dormitory, has done very little to prepare for a win—like running ads or get-out-the-vote operations, for example, or learning which U.S. president invaded Afghanistan—but he has done quite a bit to prepare for his loss, recently telling CNBC that he would take a “nice…
Congratulations, folks, we may have just arrived at the most on-the-nose metaphor of the 2016 election.
It is hard to get women to do things outside of the home. Generally, we prefer to sit and mumble quietly to ourselves, or pickle vegetables in jars of our own menstrual blood. Luckily, New York state has developed a canny method for attracting women to the sport of hunting: allow them to wear pink!
A few weeks ago, I looked for former Democratic primary candidate Lincoln Chafee—a dotty, wonderful muskrat who accidentally voted to repeal the Glass-Steagall Act—at the Democratic Convention. I did not find him, eventually discovering that he was in Rio with his daughter Louisa, a Brown graduate who would be braving…
In October 2015, I attended the 2015 Gluten-Free and Allergen Friendly Expo in New Jersey on assignment. I wrote an article for Jezebel that poked fun at the food, the attendees, and the entire concept of gluten intolerance, which I perceived largely as a trendy symptom of privileged white hysteria. But the joke was…
In today’s Tweet Beat, Leslie Jones is headed to Brazil, Bachelor villain Chad Johnson overshares, and Ivanka Trump seems unfazed by recent events.
I hadn’t!!!!
New York Magazine’s Alexis Swerdloff profiled professional mingler Derek Blasberg, and the article—which makes the unfortunate comparison between Blasberg and Truman Capote—is packed to the gills with weird anecdotes.
We may never know the rules of rugby. As far as I can tell, it involves an initial group tussle, followed by some running around, blood, occasional ball tossing, angrily pulling one’s mouth guard in and out, and—of course!—love.
In today’s Tweet Beat, Bachelor Nation confuses Bachelor in Paradise dark horse Lace for Lacey Chabert, Debra Messing smells pot, and various celebrities enjoy International Cat Day.
Our very own Señor Jeb Bush, who has recently been clutching onto one last silken strand of sense and dignity by refusing to endorse Donald Trump, has once again been humiliated by an immediate family member as his son George P. Bush urged Republicans to support the guy who helped make his dad a national…
