I mean, yeah your butt is usually dry (I hope!) but if you are already having sex and there is a lot of lubrication, natural or artificial, and you are in the right position... things can get pretty slippery down there. It probably also depends on the size of the penis?

I know this is a thing (sounding) but with something as large as a penis? I mean obviously they come in various sizes but I would think even a small penis would be quite difficult to fit in a urethra.

I had no idea where that came from! My cousin did that and it took forever, they sprinkled their sand in like a hundred layers all delicately and precisely like it wasn’t eventually going to end up all mixed up in a box somewhere.

I’ve never discussed/read anything about the finale but I’ve always assumed most people had to have hated it. I feel comfortable saying it was the worst series finale of any show I’ve ever watched. I’ve never had any desire to rewatch any part of the series because the ending was so terrible it put me off the whole…

Her name is really Danneel, it’s her last name she changed. Her birth name is Elta Danneel Graul. Disappointed in myself for knowing this...

It is not pronounced like Danielle. Kind of like “duh neil” I guess.

“He also did not flip a table when I said no to sex (makeup or otherwise) because I wasn’t feeling up for it.”

As someone with skin sensitivities who has received many great, thoughtful, but completely useless to me gifts, I always avoid buying anything fraganced, makeup, or metal jewelry for people I don’t know well. Maybe I’m over cautious, but you never know.

That is actually hilarious.

I have been on and off zoloft for 13 years and have never had any problems with it. Yes if you go off you have to do it right to avoid withdrawal, but I never had any bad withdrawal symptoms like I did with some others (I know people have different reactions to stuff but I tell everyone to avoid effexor!). …

Where I am, the protocol for younger children is the same, basically. Get out if you can safely, otherwise lock/barricade doors, arm the children with anything available, keep them as quiet as possible, attempt to disarm the attacker if necessary.

Hey don’t think Trump cares less because you’re Canadian! I’m American and I’m pretty sure my opinion is also worth -1,000,000 to him.

Honestly most people saying we need to unify as a country, etc. really just mean “shut up crybaby liberals.”

My brother and I have been mistaken for a couple a few times, we are very close in age and look nothing alike.

Oh I definitely have no intentions of discussing politics with any of them, I just have been so caught up in all this I hadn’t even thought about Thanksgiving. I am sure they will have plenty to say even without my input.

Oh God Thanksgiving. As the only Hillary supporter in my family I don’t even want to go.

Yeah I’m still waiting for God to do whatever it is these people are afraid he’s going to do to us for legalizing gay marriage.

I would say point out to her that if you are on food stamps you can actually get a free phone so it’s possible they didn’t even spend money on the phone, but I’m guessing that would not make her feel any better.

I cannot even express how infuriating it is to see all this bullshit over facebook. “Trump supporters aren’t bad people they just disagree with you! Everyone has valid reasons for their own opinions!” Like I’m not saying every single Trump support is evil to the core, but they support someone who wants to take away a…

I just saw a post on facebook that actually said the reason Trump won was because liberals kept accusing non-racists, not-misogynists, and non-homophobes of being racists, misogynists, and homophobes. Filled with anger from these false accusations, they decided to vote for Trump.