$100 says Kristin snitched

“Few things are more infuriating than being sold a film about minorities that is really about a white savior.”

Eh, I don’t know. I ship random-ass people all the time. As in “Oh man I hope those two bartenders have a secret romance that they hide from their coworkers, and they go into the back room and make out all the time! They would look so adorable together!”

Your name is stupid to someone else, somewhere.

I just googled and apparently the “é” in Raven-Symoné’s name is NOT pronounced. It’s the same as “Simone.” Now THAT is a crime against the accent aigu.

Will you survive? Maeby.

I’m pretty much 99.9% sure my mom has BPD, and am 100% certain that I do (Dx’d by a psychiatrist anyway, + a nice bevy of other diagnoses). I have a small child and I think I’ve been doing OK avoiding the same bullshit. My rule of thumb is pretty much do exactly the opposite of what my mother would do, and try to…

these people think everyone is only obsessed with money and power: projection

Tell it to my ovaries. They’re the ones hoarding the eggs and causing issues.

I’m just going to put another Donald Trump duck up here:

Googling around to find an image for another odd duck produced a great find:

I’m going to quote Ali Wentworth here (because I read her book for some reason) And honestly this should be true for both women and men.

Here you go, non-virgins.

“precum pregnant” is one hell of a bummer of a phrase

Good luck, guys.

One 24-year-old woman told me that her boyfriend broke up with her because ‘he told me that I wasn’t girlfriend material because I had been with 10 guys

No hymen, no diamond? No problem!

Or just an assurance that there’ll be no U2 on your sexy playlist.

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