“I’m not a heartless, child-kicking racist.”

He seems nice.

Boys, when you’ve been rejected, and your friend at the bar suggests getting over it with a couple of shots, this is not what they mean.

this one got me. ded.

I blame the babies.

There must be kind of law that when you mention the artist, the likelihood of a thread becoming a reiteration of a song’s lyrics becomes 100%

OF THE MESS THEY LEFT

Who would have thought? It figures.

Good thing you’re here .... to reMIIIIIND them...

I bought my beloved bike used for $200 five years ago and I ride it as my co-main transportation (I bus when riding isn’t appropriate/when I can’t face the 2km climb in the middle of my ride to work). I’m not saying $200 is nothing, but that cycling doesn’t have to be the fancy new $1200 bike and 60km long rides on…

Huh. And some men use females as punching bags. Whaddaya gonna do?

Make a note, anti-Spanish people: The US has no official language. It’s a fact. Also, if you have a problem with people speaking Spanish, you should probably leave California, and maybe just go ahead and leave the US altogether. Lots and lots of people speak Spanish here, probably because a huge portion of this…

“you’ll never believe what happened next”

He shrugged again, smiling at me, his sweat stains creeping. “Guess you’re gonna have to find out for yourself,” he said.

The apprenticeship began here! Note how Aretha can’t even let Mariah lead. It looks like her mic isn’t on at the beginning of the song! And then Mariah had to do her due deference. “All hail the Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin!” “Miss Carey.”

The reason so many British people joke about being pasty is because they all live under her shade.

In the Shade Court the shade is represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The media who report on the supposed shade and Kara Brown, who deliberates the offenses. These are their stories.

I try to use the correct plural whenever posting on internet fora.

WRT the younger folks I know getting married: just stop it with all the cutesy bullshit:

I’m trying to avoid doing pretty much all the pre- and post-wedding events with my wedding, because I hate all that crap and I think most people do too. Just show up to the wedding, people. We will feed you and let you get back to your lives.