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Back in my day, people respected the airline industry. We wore suits and puffed the finest Cubans. Not this cargo shorts hogwash!

HEY THIS AINT JALOPNIK PAL

we need a Sandy Koufax resurrection

leave Burneko out of this.

You must have so many friends.

is the villain supposed to be “The Man”?

or fatherhood with Andy Reid.

vacuum pump n00b

Ballers is tame compared to the all-time great show, Playmakers.

sounds like an Eric Andre show skit

shameful

fuck the magpies

counterpoint - they do give a shit and it’s showing with their poopy water.

I don’t think you even know, pal.

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Goldberg could’ve used those pair of eyes. Could’ve saved the greatest streak in pro wrestling.

he’s the dude

my interpretation was an endogenous shock

Burneko has the worst takes on Deadspin. Easily.

Also, no distractions in Believeland,

-Lisa Ann