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so where are you going to go comment now, dick?

I think we need another 500 days of Kristin.

should a yacht orgy break out

We’re all familiar with the heat-check guy in basketball. That is a guy, usually a yappy wing player tasked with the sole responsibility of getting buckets from off the bench, who exhibits such outsized confidence in his jumper that, when he gets it going with a few consecutive Js, he’s prone to throw up all manner

Yes this is meaningless because the Beatles are trash.

you noticed that once he said “blessed with certain physical attributes”

HTOY (HOT TAEK OF THE YEAR)

racist

wow, straight outta nowhere with this analysis, pal.

i chuckled.

vile techno-libertarian opponents

change your name to Buzzkill, fartface.

Speak for yourself, pal.

stop, you’re making too much sense.

african countries are gonna win medals like crazy

damn tom is SAVAGE

what a deadbeat

Lovin’ it and Senorita are good ones though.