I’m not sobbing. There’s just something in my eye...

According to Emily Post, you basically suck:

I hate potlucks because I never trust other people with food cleanliness. Too many people do thinks like licking their fingers while cooking or—god forbid!—let their sticky, germ-ridden kids help them cook. I’ll skip the potluck and the salmonella, thanks!

Honest question for people who are smarter: Where is this edited? I’ve watched it 3 times and it seems like it is one continuous take. Are they talking about something before the video starts that was deleted?

‘Hey’ is infinitely better than this:

It should be one long week of Best Restaurant in New Yorks. Two staff members per piece.

Her face seriously changed. She was barely recognizable. Did she really expect people not to comment? When I get a different haircut, I expect people in my life to comment one way or another. So, sorry Renee, but by becoming famous you invited all of us into your life and we’re gonna have opinions.

It can be either “a myriad of” or just “myriad”.

Reading the WSJ article, I can’t help but wonder how people would’ve reacted if the genders were reversed. If a woman’s husband was throwing out any piece of clothing that he found to be unflattering on her even though she liked it and thought it was comfortable, and then said it was because he’d be blamed for…

Thank you! I thought the same thing, but I’m having one of those inarticulate days and couldn’t put the words together to properly express myself.

I think it’s because it’s fun to say. Seriously, I think now whenever I’m having a bad day or stressed, I’m just going to lay on my bed and repeat “shiplap” over and over as a mantra.

Think of the poor little white boys!

D-baggy fashion victim.....mmm, nope. You’re going to have to be more specific. That’s not narrowing it down enough for me.

Eh. He was 4 when the song came out. And fine. I’ll admit it. I’ve never heard of this song. Not just the name, either. I looked it up on YouTube. Nada. No recognition. Never heard it. To be fair though, I was born in ‘82 and my parents listened to 50s/60s music on the radio as I was growing up, so 70s music…

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She got knocked up in high school and has given birth to 6 children out of wedlock. How religious can she be?

She can’t legally drink yet. She’s only 20. Better make that a virgin margarita.

I still have a working VCR and a collection of VHS tapes from my childhood. Most of them would have been thrown away years ago because the movies we recorded are available either on DVD or digitally, but the commercials are my favorite part now. I watched some of those tapes over and over as a child and have all of…

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