I'm mosty startled that the bacon went from 42 packets to THREE in a day.

I don't know, I feel like if there's suddenly an entire woman on the ground where I walk, if I trip over her alcohol or not it's probably not on me.

That you would repeatedly what? THAT YOU WOULD REPEATEDLY WHAT I MUST KNOW.

Um. No.

…yeah, we don't execute kids. Sorry, dude.

If Vampire Kathy Bates is not amazing, awesome and insane I will eat a hat.

Axe wielding Red Devil is probably Boone. Same backswing.

"Somehow" = "owned by and paid for by Sony".

Well…considering they have a child, I assume yes.

What? No one wanted to watch tv on a streaming service that barely worked and was free?

What if I don't though

I know Scully was for some reason staff physician at a christian hospital, despite the series finale implying she and Mulder would be on the run. And for some reason a psychic defrocked pedo priest.

It seems unlikely that a cow that made it all the way to tucson by itself would walk off a cliff

The new series also states that they've broken up as a couple and they lived together and slept in the same bed in te last movie, so unless they broke up because in 10-15 years they somehow never visited boner city, population two, then they have probably had sex.

Yes.

Well, they have a son so I'm assuming yes.

Farmers manage it all the time! It's not like they have a heard. They have ONE COW.

Yeah, but that's a shock collar not an electric fence. And they could just as easily you know. Build a fence. A real fence. The kind farmers have been using for eons to keep cows in.

Cows aren't stupid, dude.

Yeah, exactly.