I’m so glad to hear that! Also he’s got a lot to live for, it seems to me ; )

You are not awful. All the above replies are on point. I second all of them. It is perfectly normal/fine/ok for you to feel this way. Figure out ways to get help.

I’m not married, not a mom, and not a young person, so feel free to disregard anything I might say, but I have been caregiver to two parents with cancer (at one point both of them at the same time, and at the same time I was also the only employed person in the household). So what I can say is that if you do not give…

ASK FOR HELP. No one can do this all alone! You will be amazed at how many people in your address book, even people you didn’t think you knew that well, will do things for you like take your husband to and from appointments, pick up your kids, make a meal, whatever you need. Here’s a great resource:

It’s ok that you need support too. Please don’t feel guilty about that. Maybe take a step back and realistically assess what kind of help you need. I hope you have family or friends who can step in during this time and lend a hand with the daily grind and offer you some emotional support, or maybe hire some…

You’re not being selfish because it is very hard to care for someone really sick. You need support, too. My family took turns caring for my aunt when she had cancer. We did this so no one would get burnt out. It sounds like you're getting burnt out too. Are there other people who can help you and your husband?

This should work, “this won’t work because the waitress is monogamous and currently in a committed relationship.” :-)

I am a Laura Jeanne Poon superfan, though.

Mm. Bring me all the black licorice and Ouzo.

If only that guy from work was Wiccan. Friggin’ gross.

Who is "from a poor country," also has a recording career, and had overnight success at age 19?

Also, her hair is a wig, no?

SHIT'S FUCKED

Momentarily abandoning my disdain for dachshunds to enjoy this.

I think you mean YASSS KWEEN. (Does anyone else have the Broad City app/keyboard? it rules)

The day I suck a man's dick for any other reason than because I goddamn felt like it is the day every single one of you needs to put a fucking bullet in my head.

Enough about the queen - what is that amazing lacy dress behind her? Is that some kind of fancy lady's maid outfit? It's so fun!

OMG STAPH I'M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

Who's taking care of Jenelle's babies? Only the baddest bitch in North Carolina.

legit. don't waste your rhyming on that turd.