HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

True Life: I'm an Adult Teen.

Sometimes I feel like lies don't count as lies when the truth is nobody's business anyway.

I LOVE IT, UMA, FOLLOW YOUR HEART, REJECT THE TYRANNY OF MASCARA.

No other species has fully-formed sentience, either, which isn't a terribly good excuse to stop using our brains to get on their level. I fart on this article.

"Those of us at the live taping were shocked when he announced his resignation."

I cannot even process how fucking perfect she looks. I need to print out this photo and mail it to myself 30 years in the future and if I don't look like this when I receive it, I will stop living.

Saying that woman who likes to go out and have sex (which is what I assume she means when she says "be naughty") in any way deserve to be raped is as stupid as saying that anyone who likes to go shopping and spend a lot of money deserves to be robbed.

but what the hell do I know, I'm blogging in a bathrobe

he's positively demure.

Get thee behind me, vagina!

Maybe she has a full length bathing costume?

Or wearing the slutty, slutty leggings.

Fuck you Boyle and your Laws.

Exactly. Every time someone votes for Obama, an angel loses his guns.

They're concerned that the technology will fail when they need it.

The original article mentions that they're afraid once smart guns become a thing, there will swiftly be a ban on all non-smart guns. The article mentions a law New Jersey passed in 2002, I think, that says once smart guns are developed, only smart guns may be purchased in the state from that time forward. I mean, all…

As much as people cry about defense and protection, how many times do you REALLY need to whip out a gun? Are there really THAT many instances where you have to contemplate deadly force against someone? I don't buy it. I've never seen the point of owning guns, because if it's loaded and ready, there's a high chance of…

Yesssssss - I really like to get my 'Life Advice' and information on how to 'Set My Girly Moral Compass' from a man who has no fucking idea about the agricultural modification and evolution of a banana.

(Moustache Man gets a little too excited about the whole "gripping" thing too.)