The crab bucket really is such an underrated fine dining accessory.

TEM's report on "The Rainbow Gulag" will always be my favorite Jezebel article.

Seriously—some of those who are hating on the sandwich would die if they knew that it's also popular in other cities.

Primanti all the things!

I know others have mentioned that she didn't actually say she doesn't like her job, but I'll also point out that a lot of people have jobs they don't like because those jobs pay more than the other jobs they could get. Not everybody has the luxury of being able to quit a good paying job.

I think this is the oppoRtunity to come out as firmly AGAINST men in jeans shorts, though.

Sorry what is your point? Did you have one or nah?

Oh calm down. I said that as a joke because I couldn't think of a reason why on earth someone would put themselves through unnecessary pain—I'm obviously aware that's not the actual reason people choose it. I believe YOU are the one judging by calling the reasons people choose drugs "stupid". My reason? I didn't want…

I read your comment incorrectly the first time and thought you said you Febreezed your kids.

Oh, fuck off.

Children are actual people. Don't you dare make extra work for yourself just to please her! That greedy little shit, how dare she ask for something

I saw that, exclaimed "THAT CAN'T BE A REAL NAME" and then was disappointed that it wasn't. Even I don't know what I want.

HE SELLS MONOGRAMMED COFFEE THERMOSES (PROBABLY).

Everyone has a vice. Mine is gambling with my gut.

WELL LOOK AT YOU

Wow, some random bullshit website that has a blatant agenda.

when you've met a tiny 5-year-old raped so hard she couldn't sit down for days,